Today in New York

I went to class
And then got a haircut
for $14
in Chelsea

Worth it and more
Channing Tatum's twin brother was there
People were nice and not judgmental
And the most important thing is
That my faux mullet is now gone

Still nervous about work tomorrow
But it's gonna be okay
Hopefully someone helps me put my belt on
It is kind of ridiculous that I can't do it myself
Maybe I will ask a nice old lady on the subway

I HATE PHILOSOPHY
But I must pass it
Erin loves it and I don't get it
I don't want to think about how I think
I just want to think

Happy thanksgiving to you and yours